Stoopid Peeple

What exactly constitutes a person as “stupid”? Well, I don’t think Webster’s has come up with a definition, but in my mind, a stupid person is one that is just completely out of touch with the world they live in. For instance, if you know who Britney Spears is, but can’t identify the current President of the United States–you’re probably stupid, or an infant, which is the only exception to not knowing this vital piece of information. You may also just be a reality television star, but this is definitely not a valid excuse by any means. If you walk around a building with signs clearly marking the location of various rooms and departments, yet you still have to ask “where’s room 100?” or “where is the nearest staircase”, when you’re standing directly next to whatever you’re looking for, then you may be stupid. Now, I understand people slip up every now and then and commit what I like to call “stupid crimes”, but if you find yourself to be a repeat offender, and never know where you are or where you’re going, well, then you may just be stupid. But if you have a slip up like once or twice a month, even only once a week, well, everyone is entitled to make a mistake on occasion–just make sure you don’t abuse the privilege. No disrespect intended, of course.

I love people of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, colors, religions, etc., but if you’re just an utter idiot, do yourself a favor and open your eyes a little wider, think more freely, read a book (or even a newspaper), and jump into a body of water you’re not yet familiar with so you can become accustom to ways that will rid you of your stupid ones.

I love all creatures.

This rant is brought to you by the biggest Ditk I know…myself.