My roommate asked me “what’s Pearl Jam”…yes, the same one who stepped on glass and called the ambulance. I rest my case.
The same roommate didn’t come home until 11:40 am on Saturday morning.
There will be more…there will be more.
I went to the NY State fair yesterday, and ate a meatball made from Kangaroo. I also had a caricature done of me, and when the guy asked me if I have a good sense of humor before he began to draw, I should have known my picture would have featured an accentuation on my boobs.
I slept alone in my 4-person suite last night…all 3 of my roommates slept out. Two of them returned around 12:30pm, the third one is still with her boyfriend.
The Life of A Ditk 
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