There are many unwritten rules in this world that we call home, but some of them I just never thought of. For instance, rule # 971: don’t leave your business card on the metro.
This evening I received a phone call from someone that sounded like a teenage wise-ass with a southern Virginia area code. He told me he found my business card on the metro. I honestly couldn’t even comprehend what was being said because I was so confused. The boy told me he found my business card so he thought he would call me…to tell me I left it there. He then went on to tell me that I shouldn’t leave my business card on the metro. Mind you, this was at about 11PM PT meaning it was 2AM ET. I also have only been on the DC Metro ONCE in my life, and that was in August. I still have no idea how my business card got there. Anyways, I told him he could throw it out and to have a good night and then I hung up.
He definitely wasn’t 100% lucid. I’d say only a good 58%…at most.